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Professional Hairdresser
THIS ALBUM IS HAUNTED (2024)
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01) DEATH SPIRAL
02) REINCARNATED AS A RAT KING
03) TERROR, BEHOLD ME!
04) THEY'LL GET YOU IN THE END
05) THE CURSE IS ALIVE AND THE CURSE IS HUNGRY
06) FOREVER DOOMED TO BE HANDSOME
07) SWARM OF TEETH
08) THE GREATER EVIL IS

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2024

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aka the album in which every track title is SHOUTING AT YOU.

Reports that all the songs are cursed remain unsubstantiated, and yet the rumours persist.

As usual, best on headphones. Plus, that's the preferred way ghosts like to get inside you.


All tracks conjured from a fathomless abyss by Professional Hairdresser // Cover art: Doorman by Matt Haley (GLX-Mas Special Vol 1 1), skeleton taken from an old comic book advert from December 1970, ho ho ho very festive // Cover layout and design by PH // 100% recycled //

The songs used to bring this album to undeath are listed with each track, but overall and in no particular order:

Asylum Party - First Days of Winter
Actuel - Until Another Time
Killing Joke - Love Like Blood
Paradise Lost - Forever Failure (orchestral instrumental)
Neon - Iceman
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - Tupelo
Chernikovskaya Hata – Bledniy Barmen
Amon Tobin - Golfer Versus Boxer
Charles Mingus - C-Group Dancers
Funki Porcini - This Ain't the Way to Live
David Lynch - The Pink Room
I-devine - Peer Pressure
Phosphor - Skull
Magazine - The Light Pours Out of Me
Hidden Orchestra - Dust
Asylum Party - The Sabbath
Tiamat - Cold Seed
Alien Sex Fiend - I Walk the LIne
The Necks - Sex
Terje Rypdal - Dead Man's Tale
Just Mustard - Still
Somaton - Future Memories
Dale Cooper Quartet and the Dictaphones - Mon Bibliotheque
Heroin and Your Veins - Sand In Lungs
Povarovo - Newborn
Depeche Mode - Barrel of a Gun
In Death It Ends - Advocate
Muriel Moreno - Get Your Hands Off Her
Vex - Relative Sadness
Bohren und der Club of Gore - Sabbat Schwarzer Highway
Dead Can Dance - Frontier
Soviet Soviet - No Lesson
My Dying Bride - Here in the Throat
Protomartyr - Half-Sister
Blackfilm - Stalingrad
The Cure - Uyea Sound
Haunted Horses - The Ivory Horns (live on KEXP)
Xymox - Wonderland
Cocteau Twins - Pink Orange Red
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - Burning Dirt
Barry Adamson - Something Wicked This Way Comes
Skeletons and the Kings of All Cities - Push 'Im Out
Black Chamber - Sidewinder
My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult - Confessions of a Knife, Theme Pt. 1
E-L-R - Seeds
Sixtieth Parallel - Over and Over
Пятьшестьтри - Вьюга
This Mortal Coil - Sixteen Days / Gathering Dust
Myrmidon - Condemned Prisoner
Cassandra Complex - God John
The Cinematic Orchestra - Channel 1 Suite
Trisomie 21 - The Cave and the Light
Bauhaus - She's In Parties
Pink Turns Blue - Your Master is Calling
Permsky Kray - Dorogoi Chelovek
Angelo Badalamenti - The Bookhouse Boys
DJ Food - The Crow
Beastmilk - Love in a Cold World
Rosetta Stone - Heart and Soul



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